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[Before turning on her communicator – which is so much smaller than any other video camera she has ever seen! – Leslie Knope, age 10, has carefully arranged her desk. Most of the books are still in place, but there is a new abundance of glitter pens, Lisa Frank binders, posters of unicorns, and neon colored paper.

These are all things that the adult Leslie Knope does in fact own, but was saving for an emergency.

Incidentally, her warden item – a hand carved wooden pen, is teetering near the edge of the desk. Shoved aside in favor of a troll doll.]


Hello, everyone. I am Leslie Knope. I am ten years old, from Pawnee, Indiana. There seems to be some confusion, as to how we all got here and why. I thought that it might be helpful if anyone listening to this message could respond with their name and age, and any known medical conditions – allergies, diabetes, etc. That way, the adults have a better idea of how many little kids need watched.

[Leslie is CLEARLY a big kid. She nods, and looks over the list in front of her, tapping poof-ball tipped pen on the desk.]

Also, I have an idea for a community bonding project, but need a grown up’s help first.

Date: 2012-10-22 04:37 pm (UTC)
peektuttut: (L; SHUT UP IT'S FOR THE BARGE PHOTO ALBU)
From: [personal profile] peektuttut
[Oh my god she hasn't changed since she was ten do not laugh, Tim. DO NOT LAUGH.]

I'm Tim, and I'm-- [Wait how old is he barge time is weird--] Twenty. What's your idea?

Date: 2012-10-22 04:51 pm (UTC)
peektuttut: (L; Secretly a sneaky bastard)
From: [personal profile] peektuttut
It just so happens that I have some laser tag equipment. [And swallowing how much he misses Claudia all over again, yep.]

Date: 2012-10-22 06:31 pm (UTC)
trenchcoatedly: ✪<lj user=palejewels> (Φ child † to the sky)
From: [personal profile] trenchcoatedly
My name is Castiel and I'm..... really old. I don't have an allergies or diabetes though.

What kind of project?

Date: 2012-10-22 09:23 pm (UTC)
buildindreemz: ([kid flood] ppfft)
From: [personal profile] buildindreemz
Who died and made you president?

[Ariadne is older than you, Leslie. Sorry.]

Date: 2012-10-22 10:33 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (new chances)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
[ Awww what an adorable little Leslie. ]

Heya Leslie. I'm Steph. I'm twenty-one. [ Maybe kind of? Close enough. ]

You need any more help with that project?

Date: 2012-10-22 11:13 pm (UTC)
flawedgem: (Default)
From: [personal profile] flawedgem
[Barbara's nod is earnestly approving.] Good idea. If you need any help organising things, I'm pretty good at that.

I'm Barbara Gordon. No medical conditions.

Date: 2012-10-23 01:12 am (UTC)
timesbureaucrat: (child)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
Narvinekralonum, Prydonian Chapter. Thirteen years old. No known medical conditions.

[Said like it's a formal roll call.

After a pause, he offers:]


I can compile a database for you, after more people have answered.

Date: 2012-10-23 01:54 am (UTC)
doesntlikebullies: (so don't believe you)
From: [personal profile] doesntlikebullies
My name is Steve Rogers, miss, and I'm ten years old too. Uh. I have asthma? [And a whole host of other problems, but.]

Date: 2012-10-23 10:45 pm (UTC)
theboywonder: (Come on help me move this.)
From: [personal profile] theboywonder
I'm Robin, I'm fourteen [Or thirteen but DETAILS, he's very mature for his age.] and I don't have any medical conditions. You're very organized.

Date: 2012-10-23 10:46 pm (UTC)
andidomeanrun: (And I do mean run.)
From: [personal profile] andidomeanrun
And like a million other things. Dr. Banner's keeping an eye on him though.

Date: 2012-10-24 08:13 pm (UTC)
surrenders: (venus in furs)
From: [personal profile] surrenders
[How is this different from normal?]

You seem like you're on top of things, Leslie.

Date: 2012-10-24 08:39 pm (UTC)
secretasshole: (it makes me glad I'm not you)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
What's your idea?

Date: 2012-10-24 11:58 pm (UTC)
hatestriangles: (kidflood: uhhhhhh well)
From: [personal profile] hatestriangles
I'm Perry. I'm almost nine and I don't get sick.

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