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[lesliemonster]

[Private to Agent Ron Sandoval]

Good afternoon, Mr. Sandoval. This is Leslie Knope. You may or may not remember me from the most recent port?

I have a few matters which I would like to discuss. If you have time this afternoon, would you like to meet for coffee?

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[lost_humanity]

[Oh, hello woman that died of creepy tree horrors. Despite having talked about it recently, he almost forgot about the death toll. He's simultaneously relieved and unsettled.]

I have nothing but time here. I can meet at your convenience.

[lesliemonster]

[Yeah, that happened and the betrayal cuts SO DEEP man, you have no idea.

But. That is not what today is about. When Leslie speaks, she sounds nothing but calm and together.]

Excellent. I would suggest the cafeteria, but what I need to talk about actually requires some discretion. Would you be comfortable meeting at my living quarters?

[It sounds less suggestive than saying her room.]

[lost_humanity]

Understandable. [He's all about the discretion.] Which cabin? I'm on floor eight.

[lesliemonster]

That makes us neighbors! [Memo: get that man a welcome basket.] I'm in cabin seven, same floor.

[lost_humanity]

[If only he knew who all of his neighbors were. Now he's just trying to get the horrible of someone randomly vanishing after being surrounded by trees out of his head.]

Give me a moment then.

[And he's there in less than a minute. He has to put on a blazer over his waistcoat before coming over.]

[lesliemonster]

[Well that is just damn classy of you, agent.

True to her word, Leslie is putting on a pot of coffee. Interestingly enough, her room doesn't look a thing like Leslie's old house. That place is covered in boxes, old newspapers, and half finished woodworking projects. Instead, her living room looks like Ann Perkins' welcoming living area. Her den looks like her old office in Pawnee.

And her room -- yeah, it's super filled with boxes and newspapers. But let's not worry about that. She opens the door with a smile.]

Thanks for coming over so quickly.