[video] Leslie Knope: Socio-Linguistic Coordinator

[lesliemonster]

Hello, everyone. This is Leslie Knope.

[Sounding much more energized than her last audio! And this one is a full on video. She's sitting behind her trusty desk, hair neatly coiffed, suit jacket lint flee. To her side: a stack of idea binders!]

We've got a few exciting things coming up. Keep an eye out for the next book club meeting: we will be reading The Great Gatsby, a book that should ring especially true to life considering the most recent breach. Get your copies now!

But today, I'm contacting you to gauge interest in an upcoming event, inspired by Ms. Romanoff's call for linguists. If we were to host a barge-wide language exchange, who among you would be willing to offer to share their own language skills? It's a unique -- literally, a once-in-a-universe opportunity -- to broaden our cross cultural understanding and get to know one another just a little better.

Comments

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[most_feared]

[There's a click, but then Kay sort of rethinks it. He offered language things before and there wasn't much interest, and the introvert in him kicks in and he just decides to slide back into the background.

So he ends up not diving in this time. Just quietly backing away.]

[lesliemonster]

[Kay, there is a pool of civic responsibility out there just waiting to be dived into :c]

[most_feared]

[Why don't more of them involve shooting things, though? :c]

[lesliemonster]

[Guuuurl if you want to get a shooting club together just call her. She is a card carrying member of the Pawnee Hunter's Association.]

[most_feared]

[Okay, that might be nice. Just don't make him talk to people right now. Personal involvement is bad.]