[video] Leslie Knope: Socio-Linguistic Coordinator

[lesliemonster]

Hello, everyone. This is Leslie Knope.

[Sounding much more energized than her last audio! And this one is a full on video. She's sitting behind her trusty desk, hair neatly coiffed, suit jacket lint flee. To her side: a stack of idea binders!]

We've got a few exciting things coming up. Keep an eye out for the next book club meeting: we will be reading The Great Gatsby, a book that should ring especially true to life considering the most recent breach. Get your copies now!

But today, I'm contacting you to gauge interest in an upcoming event, inspired by Ms. Romanoff's call for linguists. If we were to host a barge-wide language exchange, who among you would be willing to offer to share their own language skills? It's a unique -- literally, a once-in-a-universe opportunity -- to broaden our cross cultural understanding and get to know one another just a little better.

Comments

[persuadeyou]

[She thought that was heartburn.]

It's not a big deal. I'm really not concerned about the credit - I'm getting as much out of this, in the end.

[lesliemonster]

[No no no civic duty is longer lasting and much more pleasant.]

All the same, I really appreciate it.

Also, also. Your fight with Steve was ridiculous. I didn't even know who to cheer for.

[persuadeyou]

[Grumble grumble gonna murder Stark grumble.]

I should have noticed the audience sooner.