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Dec. 13th, 2012 03:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesliemonsterDear Admiral,
Thank you for helping to spread holiday cheer! Attached is my list of request for gifts. In addition to the items listed below, I would greatly appreciate it if everyone on the boat could get a copy of Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America. Written by me, Leslie Knope! I would love the opportunity to introduce my town to the world(s).
And! You are exceedingly hard to meet in person, Admiral, but I got you a Christmas present as well. I’ll drop it outside of what I think is your office? Possibly?
[Inside will be a #1 Boss mug. Of course, Ron Swanson is actually the world’s #1 boss, but ironically Leslie got him a mug last year that said “Admiral,” so the switch up seems very appropriate.]
Lua: A box of chocolates and The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf.
Omar: A box of Honey Nut Cheerios, Nicotine Patches, and Women Who Run with the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype by Clarissa Pinkola Estes [And no tooth brushes again ever.]
Jesse: Basketweaving supplies and a red Moleskin journal [Clearly, it is to log the various basketweaving adventures that they will soon be going on.]
Dean: The Encyclopedia of Scrapbooking and Die Hard on DVD
Castiel: Rubber enforced gardening gloves and Carrots Love Tomatoes: Secrets of Companion Planting for Successful Gardening by Louise Riotte
Dracula: The Tiger’s Wife by Téa Obreht [It’s a good book and Ann isn’t here to force to read it :|]
Toshiko: A reliable on-the-go coffee mug
Morgana:A HUG an electric blanket [The electric equivalent of a hug.]
Ivy: [What do you get for the woman in your life who intimidates that hell out of you but you still want to befriend?] A red and white, rose-themed quilt. [HELL YEAH QUILTS.]
Erik: The German Edition of Darkness Spoken, so that he can judge how the translation matches up.
The Marquis: A pack of 3 pocket-sized Moleskin notebooks, for those quick bursts of inspiration.
David: A copy of The Muppet Christmas Carol and It's a Wonderful Life on DVD [Yeeeeeah 20th century Christmas :D] along with a set of light-up reindeer antlers.
Iris: A bottle of Lagavulin Scotch Single Malt, 16 year.
Steve: The New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy: What Every American Needs to Know
Narvin: A Parker Sonnet Stainless Steel GT Medium Point Fountain Pen
Steph: A waffle maker [If Steph already has a waffle maker, that’s TWO waffle makers and Leslie doesn’t see how that could possibly be a problem.]
Chromie: A 2013 day planner [Try your hand at perceiving time the Earth way, Chromie!]
Prefect: A 2013 day planner and Democracy: A Very Short Introduction by Bernard R. Crick
Dick: A box of chocolate covered espresso beans [Because the non-murdery Batman on the barge needs his energy]
Shane: An apron with the phrase "Bro-B-Que" stitched across the chest!
Additionally, if you could send the individuals who helped me get back to my room after I was death-tolling a thank-you basket stocked with hot chocolate and rainbow M&M cookies, I would greatly appreciate it. They are David, Dracula, Senji, Anya, Morgana, and Red.
Thank you for helping to spread holiday cheer! Attached is my list of request for gifts. In addition to the items listed below, I would greatly appreciate it if everyone on the boat could get a copy of Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America. Written by me, Leslie Knope! I would love the opportunity to introduce my town to the world(s).
And! You are exceedingly hard to meet in person, Admiral, but I got you a Christmas present as well. I’ll drop it outside of what I think is your office? Possibly?
[Inside will be a #1 Boss mug. Of course, Ron Swanson is actually the world’s #1 boss, but ironically Leslie got him a mug last year that said “Admiral,” so the switch up seems very appropriate.]
Lua: A box of chocolates and The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf.
Omar: A box of Honey Nut Cheerios, Nicotine Patches, and Women Who Run with the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype by Clarissa Pinkola Estes [And no tooth brushes again ever.]
Jesse: Basketweaving supplies and a red Moleskin journal [Clearly, it is to log the various basketweaving adventures that they will soon be going on.]
Dean: The Encyclopedia of Scrapbooking and Die Hard on DVD
Castiel: Rubber enforced gardening gloves and Carrots Love Tomatoes: Secrets of Companion Planting for Successful Gardening by Louise Riotte
Dracula: The Tiger’s Wife by Téa Obreht [It’s a good book and Ann isn’t here to force to read it :|]
Toshiko: A reliable on-the-go coffee mug
Morgana:
Ivy: [What do you get for the woman in your life who intimidates that hell out of you but you still want to befriend?] A red and white, rose-themed quilt. [HELL YEAH QUILTS.]
Erik: The German Edition of Darkness Spoken, so that he can judge how the translation matches up.
The Marquis: A pack of 3 pocket-sized Moleskin notebooks, for those quick bursts of inspiration.
David: A copy of The Muppet Christmas Carol and It's a Wonderful Life on DVD [Yeeeeeah 20th century Christmas :D] along with a set of light-up reindeer antlers.
Iris: A bottle of Lagavulin Scotch Single Malt, 16 year.
Steve: The New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy: What Every American Needs to Know
Narvin: A Parker Sonnet Stainless Steel GT Medium Point Fountain Pen
Steph: A waffle maker [If Steph already has a waffle maker, that’s TWO waffle makers and Leslie doesn’t see how that could possibly be a problem.]
Chromie: A 2013 day planner [Try your hand at perceiving time the Earth way, Chromie!]
Prefect: A 2013 day planner and Democracy: A Very Short Introduction by Bernard R. Crick
Dick: A box of chocolate covered espresso beans [Because the non-murdery Batman on the barge needs his energy]
Shane: An apron with the phrase "Bro-B-Que" stitched across the chest!
Additionally, if you could send the individuals who helped me get back to my room after I was death-tolling a thank-you basket stocked with hot chocolate and rainbow M&M cookies, I would greatly appreciate it. They are David, Dracula, Senji, Anya, Morgana, and Red.
