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lesliemonster[At first, the voice is nothing but calm and professional. But there is a note of something. She's waiting for a storm to break. A storm of terrible human being.]
A hearty welcome, to all of you tuning in. I'm Leslie Knope, formerly of the Parks Department of Pawnee, Indiana.
Please let me know if I can answer any questions.
We have an all hands on deck situation.
His name is Greg Pikitis. He has been the peeling foot skin in the Achilles Heel of the Parks and Recreation department for three years. He has the charisma and terrible manners of a reality TV star, and now he can communicate with the barge.
It doesn't matter that he can't touch anything -- I assure you, he will still find a way to vandalize, harass, and general be the living worst. Keep him away from your inmates. He will only incite them to greater levels of douchebag.
A hearty welcome, to all of you tuning in. I'm Leslie Knope, formerly of the Parks Department of Pawnee, Indiana.
Please let me know if I can answer any questions.
We have an all hands on deck situation.
His name is Greg Pikitis. He has been the peeling foot skin in the Achilles Heel of the Parks and Recreation department for three years. He has the charisma and terrible manners of a reality TV star, and now he can communicate with the barge.
It doesn't matter that he can't touch anything -- I assure you, he will still find a way to vandalize, harass, and general be the living worst. Keep him away from your inmates. He will only incite them to greater levels of douchebag.
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Date: 2012-06-11 05:06 am (UTC)[That is the exact opposite of the answer that she usually gets. Usually, it's something along the lines of "let's see how you feel about that in a week."]
Who are you?
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Date: 2012-06-11 01:45 pm (UTC)