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lesliemonster[ooc: this is forward dated to some nebulous time frame after people start to figure out what is going on with the sickness. So please feel free to ignore it/have it reach your character after they've figured out The Deal. Log post to follow!]
Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.
I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.
Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.
And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.
[Filtered to Wardens.]
I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.
I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.
Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.
I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.
Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.
And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.
[Filtered to Wardens.]
I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.
I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.
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Date: 2012-09-08 05:30 am (UTC)Oh, what, you think I might actually be right about something? I thought we don't let me be right about things.
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Date: 2012-09-08 05:35 am (UTC)Well, you made a valid point. And helping all the people we can is more important than the fact that I want to just smack you right in the face.
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Date: 2012-09-08 05:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-08 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-08 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-08 05:54 am (UTC)But also, this is objectively as stupid as his face.]
I already said that you have a point. So, yes. You are right that some inmates might prefer speaking to someone with collateral. Happy now?
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Date: 2012-09-08 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-08 06:05 am (UTC)But I really do appreciate the help.
And also I think that your push to start a Narcotics Anonymous group addressed a very real need in the community and that your initial speech was a very brave one to make.
When I look at your face all I see is forehead.
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Date: 2012-09-08 06:06 am (UTC)Bitch.
[Drop the mic, Jesse's out.]