lesliemonster: (you did good)
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[ooc: this is forward dated to some nebulous time frame after people start to figure out what is going on with the sickness. So please feel free to ignore it/have it reach your character after they've figured out The Deal. Log post to follow!]

Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.

I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.

Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.

And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.

[Filtered to Wardens.]

I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.

I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.

Date: 2012-09-08 04:09 am (UTC)
omar: (you been so busy being devious...)
From: [personal profile] omar
Thought you needed a license for a thing like this.

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scentbombed: (pensive)
From: [personal profile] scentbombed
Interesting idea. [And a moment's hesitation, but...] Well, I can definitely keep a secret, anyway...

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surrenders: (Default)
From: [personal profile] surrenders
[She's not the surest about this, but since she's made sure it's not affecting her and he doesn't lie, it's worth it.] People know I listen.

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timesbureaucrat: (eyebrow raise)
From: [personal profile] timesbureaucrat
And we're supposed to just take you at your word? You could have been hiding a sudden fit of nausea or an attack of chills as you made your promise and we'd never know.

[Narvin would volunteer to be a listener, but he's pretty sure no one would trust him with their secrets. Ever. And he, in turn, is hesitant to trust anyone with his secrets.]

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surfaceshine: (Lineface)
From: [personal profile] surfaceshine
Look, no one's gonna trust an asshole like me with their stuff [despite the fact that they could probably do a lot worse than Dean, but he's gonna curl up in the bed he made, thanks], but I can run security for you. Keep gatecrashers at a distance, that sort of thing.

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sharpememory: (If you say so)
From: [personal profile] sharpememory
So you're offering to be what, an agony aunt?

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Date: 2012-09-08 07:40 am (UTC)
truth_is_cold: (rhade - well now...)
From: [personal profile] truth_is_cold
Inmates don't trust wardens as a whole. But I'm used to keeping secrets. [Even if he feels sick as a dog right now from his own secret keeping.]

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Date: 2012-09-08 09:25 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the clever)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
I'd love to help!

[She frowns a little. That wasn't a lie, was it? A little hyperbole, maybe.]

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Date: 2012-09-08 09:38 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (right ok)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
It's lying?

[Pause.]

The sky is red. [Ow.]

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Date: 2012-09-08 05:39 pm (UTC)
deadliestviper: (lioness stalking)
From: [personal profile] deadliestviper
Shit.

And that's not even a fucking lie depending on the time of day.

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ichoosefight: (fond)
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Depends who else is there. I can keep some pretty big secrets. [ Hi Batman, wherever you are. ]

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impure_tale: (Default)
From: [personal profile] impure_tale
And when shall this club begin? Has it? I've not been well, you see.

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I am a graduate. How might I assist you?

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Date: 2012-09-08 08:19 pm (UTC)
an_abomination: (Looking up.)
From: [personal profile] an_abomination
Having many people take you up on your offer?

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buildindreemz: (run that by me again?)
From: [personal profile] buildindreemz
Count me in for a listening ear.

Date: 2012-09-08 11:48 pm (UTC)
youwillgotohell: ( smile ) (nothing satisfies me but your soul)
From: [personal profile] youwillgotohell
How kind of you.

[Augh stomach SARCASM IS NOT LYING.]

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Date: 2012-09-08 11:54 pm (UTC)
persuadeyou: (Never got into this shit before SHIELD.)
From: [personal profile] persuadeyou
Comfortable pillows, now there's an incentive. [She looks like shit. Great flood. :|]

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thestarishere: (shark has pearly whites)
From: [personal profile] thestarishere
[Sing-song and Ladd just...stop.

Someone is clearly HUGELY enjoying the fact that he's not particularly effected by this flood in the first place.]


Secrets secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone...

Now why would I tell you about anybody I was plannin' on killing anyway? Doesn't seem to make a whole lotta sense. Dontcha think?

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trenchcoatedly: ✪<lj user=palejewels> (Default)
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I will be a listener.

[Castiel looks pretty healthy, actually.]

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this conversation omg ahhaha

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cas TOTALLY UNAFFECTED BY THIS COMPLIMENT

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DON'T DOUBT HIS FAITH LESLIE

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Date: 2012-09-11 10:16 am (UTC)
unweeping_willow: http://butterflydarlin.insanejournal.com/23001.html (uncertain)
From: [personal profile] unweeping_willow
...Not lying. [Much. Ow. Hunger pain.]
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