[ooc: this is forward dated to some nebulous time frame after people start to figure out what is going on with the sickness. So please feel free to ignore it/have it reach your character after they've figured out The Deal. Log post to follow!]
Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.
I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.
Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.
And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.
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I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.
I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.
Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.
I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.
Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.
And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.
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I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.
I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.
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Date: 2012-09-08 04:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-08 04:22 am (UTC)You do, if we were back home and subject to the court system. But that's not really the case here.
It's a bit of a double edged sword, I admit. No confidentiality laws protect either party -- you just have to trust that whomever you speak to will keep their word.
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Date: 2012-09-08 04:17 am (UTC)[Filter]
Date: 2012-09-08 04:24 am (UTC)[But under the safety of the filter, Leslie seems a bit unsure. People on this ship have some pretty life ruining things that they could be holding in.]
That's all I need. Will you be there?
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Date: 2012-09-08 04:29 am (UTC)Filter
Date: 2012-09-08 04:36 am (UTC)But, uh. And I say this as someone who finds you very lovely as a person. They also know your boyfriend has a very open proclivity towards murder.
Can I trust you not to repeat anything you hear to him?
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Date: 2012-09-08 04:45 am (UTC)[Narvin would volunteer to be a listener, but he's pretty sure no one would trust him with their secrets. Ever. And he, in turn, is hesitant to trust anyone with his secrets.]
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Date: 2012-09-08 04:59 am (UTC)[WHOO BOY. She stops, shaking her head. Holds up a finger, and then ducks her head under her desk. There is the distinct noise of vomiting. You're welcome for that Narvin. She only speaks again after she's swished around some mouthwash.]
Okay, everyone noticed. I'm a terrible liar. Unless we're playing Scattergories. I cheat at that game often.
But of course you have no reason to trust my word. No one has any reason to trust anyone. It's completely at the discretion of the people telling secrets. I'm just trying to get as large a listener base as is possible, so that somewhere in there is a choice people might actually make.
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Date: 2012-09-08 05:08 am (UTC)[ Filter : Video ]
Date: 2012-09-08 05:22 am (UTC)I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit. Some...a-holes trust other a-holes.
But I don't really think you're an a-hole?
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Date: 2012-09-08 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-09-08 07:40 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2012-09-09 08:17 am (UTC)[These services are not inmate-only! Hint hint hint.]
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Date: 2012-09-08 09:25 am (UTC)[She frowns a little. That wasn't a lie, was it? A little hyperbole, maybe.]
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:19 am (UTC)[Hyperbole aside, more people on the ship probably trust Chromie than most of the other wardens combined. It's either the good manners or the turning into an awesome beat thing.]
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Date: 2012-09-08 09:38 am (UTC)[Pause.]
The sky is red. [Ow.]
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Date: 2012-09-08 05:39 pm (UTC)And that's not even a fucking lie depending on the time of day.
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Date: 2012-09-08 04:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-09 08:02 am (UTC)[He's Bruce Wayne. BRUCE WAYNE. Hahahahaha.]
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Date: 2012-09-08 07:52 pm (UTC)[Filter]
I am a graduate. How might I assist you?
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:04 am (UTC)[Filter]
Great. Basically, if you can keep a secret, I'd like you to offer to listen to confessions that other passengers might need to make. But only if you honestly believe you can maintain confidentiality.
[...and not turn it into fanfiction >_>]
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Date: 2012-09-08 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-09 08:05 am (UTC)[Filter]
Are you asking as someone who wants to listen or someone who might need a friendly ear?
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Date: 2012-09-08 08:41 pm (UTC)Filter
Date: 2012-09-09 08:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-08 11:48 pm (UTC)[Augh stomach SARCASM IS NOT LYING.]
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:08 am (UTC)We'll be on the deck if you need us. I'm happy to talk over this thing too, if you'd like. Just throwing that out there.
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Date: 2012-09-08 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-09 08:10 am (UTC)Plus hot chocolate. I looked into adult sized footie pajamas, but apparently those are kind of a weird...fetish. Thing.
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Date: 2012-09-09 01:24 am (UTC)Someone is clearly HUGELY enjoying the fact that he's not particularly effected by this flood in the first place.]
Secrets secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone...
Now why would I tell you about anybody I was plannin' on killing anyway? Doesn't seem to make a whole lotta sense. Dontcha think?
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:15 am (UTC)Lua says you are cool but Leslie thinks that you are not cool. Still. You are an inmate, so this is mostly kept to internal monologue and giant bug eyes while Leslie says:]
Then you aren't feeling sick, Mr. Russo?
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Date: 2012-09-09 11:49 am (UTC)[Castiel looks pretty healthy, actually.]
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Date: 2012-09-10 03:19 am (UTC)Uh.
You.
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From:[Warden filter - Private] Hope you don't mind me backtagging <3
Date: 2012-09-10 02:38 pm (UTC)No worries!
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