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lesliemonster[ooc: this is forward dated to some nebulous time frame after people start to figure out what is going on with the sickness. So please feel free to ignore it/have it reach your character after they've figured out The Deal. Log post to follow!]
Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.
I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.
Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.
And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.
[Filtered to Wardens.]
I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.
I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.
Hello, everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Leslie Knope. Warden and co-captain of the Barge Book Club.
I'm contacting you today to both solicit for and offer assistance. You may have already figured out for yourselves the root of the sickness going around the barge, and the cure.
Now, some of you may have your reasons for lying. That's not really any of my business. [Unless your name is Omar, Omar.] I'm just interested in offering up a listening ear for whomever needs it. I can promise you that whatever I hear, so long as it does not directly threaten the life of another passenger aboard this ship, will remain confidential. I will enact similar promises from any other individuals that volunteer to listen. You may speak to whichever volunteer you feel most comfortable with.
And also, I will have a lot of comfortable pillows to sit on, hot chocolate, and popcorn. So there's that. Look for us set up on the deck in two hours.
[Filtered to Wardens.]
I would appreciate any help you would be willing to offer, but only from those that can truly promise not to repeat a word of what they hear. I know there's no binding legal contract here, so all the participants have to trust is your word.
I feel that certain inmates might be more apt to trust Wardens who have already graduated from this program, so any volunteers on that front would be very appreciated.
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:10 am (UTC)Plus hot chocolate. I looked into adult sized footie pajamas, but apparently those are kind of a weird...fetish. Thing.
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:29 am (UTC)It's a very specific circle.
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Date: 2012-09-10 02:29 am (UTC)...Natasha do you have diarrhea from deception D:?]
Not one I want to visit. Ever.
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Date: 2012-09-10 02:48 pm (UTC)Good call.
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Date: 2012-09-12 11:25 pm (UTC)Also, you look sick. Not bad, because some people just get to be ridiculously good looking their whole lives, but definitely sick.
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Date: 2012-09-17 06:01 pm (UTC)Also, that was my way of asking if you need to talk.
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Date: 2012-09-17 07:48 pm (UTC)