Apology Tour 2012: Audio
Oct. 15th, 2012 11:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesliemonster[ooc: post is backdated to three days after the Boardwalk Empire-esque flood.]
[Leslie Knope has spent the past three days in a self inflicted cocoon of SHAME. But even though she is now a law-breaking, Jesse-beating-up, moonshine-hustling criminal, and officially one of the worst people on the barge, she still has a job to do, darn it.
She has already apologized to Jesse, but that is not enough. Not nearly.
So she sits up, brushes herself off, and starts to speak:]
I would like to personally apologize to anyone that I may have offended, insulted, shamed, threatened, assaulted, murdered, waterboarded, knuckle punched, chainsawed, belittled, and/or put in a compromising position over the course of the last few days.
[Private to Toshiko]
I am sorry that I took your beautiful, intelligent brain and used it for evil.
[Private to Lua]
I am sorry that I took it upon myself to be your gang's token insane member.
[Private to Omar]
I am sorry that I put myself in the position where I was robbed by you. How are you?
[Leslie Knope has spent the past three days in a self inflicted cocoon of SHAME. But even though she is now a law-breaking, Jesse-beating-up, moonshine-hustling criminal, and officially one of the worst people on the barge, she still has a job to do, darn it.
She has already apologized to Jesse, but that is not enough. Not nearly.
So she sits up, brushes herself off, and starts to speak:]
I would like to personally apologize to anyone that I may have offended, insulted, shamed, threatened, assaulted, murdered, waterboarded, knuckle punched, chainsawed, belittled, and/or put in a compromising position over the course of the last few days.
[Private to Toshiko]
I am sorry that I took your beautiful, intelligent brain and used it for evil.
[Private to Lua]
I am sorry that I took it upon myself to be your gang's token insane member.
[Private to Omar]
I am sorry that I put myself in the position where I was robbed by you. How are you?
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Date: 2012-10-17 03:27 am (UTC)So basically nobody's like 'oh, well, if she's sorry', is what you're saying.
[Charlie says.]
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Date: 2012-10-17 05:46 pm (UTC)[That only makes it WORSE.]
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Date: 2012-10-18 12:27 am (UTC)[Charlie asks, bitterly.]
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Date: 2012-10-18 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-18 05:34 am (UTC)[Scrad asks.]
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Date: 2012-10-19 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-20 02:31 am (UTC)[Charlie says.]
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Date: 2012-10-20 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-20 02:51 am (UTC)[Charlie begins, before Scrad cuts him off.]
Events like what?
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Date: 2012-10-20 03:00 am (UTC)What do you say?
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Date: 2012-10-20 03:06 am (UTC)[Scrad asks.]
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Date: 2012-10-20 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-20 03:15 am (UTC)We're not good with the plans, lady.
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Date: 2012-10-20 03:20 am (UTC)And the more heads!
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Date: 2012-10-20 03:29 am (UTC)[Scrad asks.]
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Date: 2012-10-20 05:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-20 11:28 pm (UTC)[Charlie wants to know, as Scrad shakes his head.]