Apology Tour 2012: Audio
Oct. 15th, 2012 11:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesliemonster[ooc: post is backdated to three days after the Boardwalk Empire-esque flood.]
[Leslie Knope has spent the past three days in a self inflicted cocoon of SHAME. But even though she is now a law-breaking, Jesse-beating-up, moonshine-hustling criminal, and officially one of the worst people on the barge, she still has a job to do, darn it.
She has already apologized to Jesse, but that is not enough. Not nearly.
So she sits up, brushes herself off, and starts to speak:]
I would like to personally apologize to anyone that I may have offended, insulted, shamed, threatened, assaulted, murdered, waterboarded, knuckle punched, chainsawed, belittled, and/or put in a compromising position over the course of the last few days.
[Private to Toshiko]
I am sorry that I took your beautiful, intelligent brain and used it for evil.
[Private to Lua]
I am sorry that I took it upon myself to be your gang's token insane member.
[Private to Omar]
I am sorry that I put myself in the position where I was robbed by you. How are you?
[Leslie Knope has spent the past three days in a self inflicted cocoon of SHAME. But even though she is now a law-breaking, Jesse-beating-up, moonshine-hustling criminal, and officially one of the worst people on the barge, she still has a job to do, darn it.
She has already apologized to Jesse, but that is not enough. Not nearly.
So she sits up, brushes herself off, and starts to speak:]
I would like to personally apologize to anyone that I may have offended, insulted, shamed, threatened, assaulted, murdered, waterboarded, knuckle punched, chainsawed, belittled, and/or put in a compromising position over the course of the last few days.
[Private to Toshiko]
I am sorry that I took your beautiful, intelligent brain and used it for evil.
[Private to Lua]
I am sorry that I took it upon myself to be your gang's token insane member.
[Private to Omar]
I am sorry that I put myself in the position where I was robbed by you. How are you?
Private
Date: 2012-10-17 05:46 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2012-10-18 02:14 am (UTC)We all know it wasn't you, all right?
Private
Date: 2012-10-18 05:33 am (UTC)I know. But it really felt like me. Most of the stuff she could do was stuff that I already know how to do. Just...applied to people, and not self defense dummies or wild grizzly bears.
Private
Date: 2012-10-19 06:58 pm (UTC)You still feel bad, though.
Private
Date: 2012-10-20 02:37 am (UTC)[A young man that Leslie has recently brutally tortured and whose favor she is trying to earn. Right.]
--very interesting.
Private
Date: 2012-10-26 02:46 am (UTC)[They're on the same page a lot, but she wouldn't, so she giggles a tiny bit like she gets Leslie's trying to make a save and she doesn't have to.]