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[lesliemonster]

[What's this? Well, it's Leslie Knope!]

Hello, everyone! This is Leslie Knope.

[And what's she doing? Uh, only planning the best night ever. No big deal. There's just piles of brownies, board games, gift baskets, wine, soda, music, and bean bags everywhere. Also a Karaoke machine, should the night take everyone there.]

Are you a lady? Do you want to hang out with other awesome ladies? Then come up to the deck from seven to ten. We've got snacks, we've got music, we've got drinks so long as you enjoy them responsibly, we've got games.

We've got gift baskets.

[AMAZING gift baskets. If you are a lady on the Barge, there is a personalized canvas tote with your name on it. Inside is a manicure kit (minus clippers, because prison), throw over blanket, and day planner.]

Most importantly: we've got a waffle bar. I hope to see all you ladies -- biological and gender identifying! -- there.

[ooc: Instead of flooding the log comm, feel free to Ladies Night in the comments below!]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Waffles, you say?

[lesliemonster]

Waffles, I say!

[ichoosefight]

Oh, I like you.

OPEN SPAM AT DAS WAFFLE BAR

[lesliemonster]

[See Leslie. See Leslie make waffles. Waffle, Leslie, waffle!]

[chlorophylliac]

[See Ivy emerging from the greenhouse after a couple of perfectly pleasant hours spent gossiping with the plants. And then noticing the waffle bar.

The fuck is that.

The fuck is this.]

[lesliemonster]

[WHAT UP, IVY.

Is not what Leslie says. Because she respects you and is also very intimidated by you.

But still, she smiles and waves the woman over.]

Ivy! Good evening -- you got here just in time.

[surrenders]

[Leslie did you know you're incredible.]

How long you been planning this? [She isn't actually hungry but you need to go see whoever's invited you over first.]

[ichoosefight]

You making some with m&ms?

[ Where there are waffles, there is Stephanie. ]

[buildindreemz]

Can you do chocolate chip waffles? [Yes, Ariadne is here, and yes, she's mostly here for the waffles. Okay, and she feels like possibly having some girl talk would be good for her, too. Moving in with Arthur kind of makes her want to share.]

OPEN SPAM AT THE BEANBAGS AND WINE STATION

[lesliemonster]

[If you want to sit in a bean bag and talk about your feelings over red wine, boy is this the place for you.]

[deadliestviper]

[B will do beanbags and wine, but she's going to avoid the talking about feelings part.] What are we drinking here?

Re: OPEN SPAM AT THE BEANBAGS AND WINE STATION

[scentbombed]

[It has come to Angua's attention lately that she's not very good at... feelings, but at least she's making an effort tonight. She's drinking sort of halfheartedly, because any real cop prefers beer, but she is using the manicure kit, nose wrinkled slightly as she experimentally paints a nail.]

everybody come bother the antisocial computer girl

[technophilic]

[ Satsuki has never sat in a bean bag chair before. The wine seems to be helping her adjust to the odd seating... thing. But she isn't sure she likes it.

She is just going to sit here. And hope that proximity to people somehow fixes the problems she's only now starting to notice she has. ]

[bobobbin]

[Oh god yes thank you. Robin needs some wine and girl talk time bad. She sits down in a bean bag with a sigh and smiles at the rest of the ladies, before announcing:] This? Was a really great idea.

Re: OPEN SPAM AT THE BEANBAGS AND WINE STATION

[strangehistorian]

[Chromie in a bean bag looks like a baby bird in a nest. Her toes barely tough the ground.]

Is this how you percieve time?

[She seems fascinated with the day planner.]

Re: OPEN SPAM AT THE BEANBAGS AND WINE STATION

[routemistress]

[Fortunately Iris isn't remotely discriminating about her alcohol, though she'll add some vodka to the bottle she snaffles before sprawling over the nearest beanbag. Because Iris, that's why.]

Way-hey ladies, let's get this party started! Who's for Truth or Dare?

[keepsthemsafe]

...That ain't right. Waffle bar? A real honest to god waffle bar?

[lesliemonster]

I wouldn't have come here without a fully stocked waffle bar in my house. I didn't come here to fuck around.

[omar]

Guess that count me out, huh.

[lesliemonster]

For the party, yes.

[BUT. But.]

I will save you a waffle.

[canfindrope]

Waffles? Those are the ones with all the squares. Right?

[lesliemonster]

Circles, with squares inside them! They fit on a place and catch syrup. It's physics in motion.

[intofireforever]

[Laura is grinning.]

Count me in. We need more things like this around here.

[lesliemonster]

Excellent!

Can I put you down for a waffle?

[toldinthebook]

There's a waffle bar?