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[lesliemonster]

[What's this? Well, it's Leslie Knope!]

Hello, everyone! This is Leslie Knope.

[And what's she doing? Uh, only planning the best night ever. No big deal. There's just piles of brownies, board games, gift baskets, wine, soda, music, and bean bags everywhere. Also a Karaoke machine, should the night take everyone there.]

Are you a lady? Do you want to hang out with other awesome ladies? Then come up to the deck from seven to ten. We've got snacks, we've got music, we've got drinks so long as you enjoy them responsibly, we've got games.

We've got gift baskets.

[AMAZING gift baskets. If you are a lady on the Barge, there is a personalized canvas tote with your name on it. Inside is a manicure kit (minus clippers, because prison), throw over blanket, and day planner.]

Most importantly: we've got a waffle bar. I hope to see all you ladies -- biological and gender identifying! -- there.

[ooc: Instead of flooding the log comm, feel free to Ladies Night in the comments below!]

Comments

everybody come bother the antisocial computer girl

[technophilic]

[ Satsuki has never sat in a bean bag chair before. The wine seems to be helping her adjust to the odd seating... thing. But she isn't sure she likes it.

She is just going to sit here. And hope that proximity to people somehow fixes the problems she's only now starting to notice she has. ]

[lesliemonster]

[Hello, antisocial computer girl! This is pro-social civil servant, Leslie Knope. Who is helping herself to the beanbag to your right.]

Hello! I don't believe we've been introduced. My name's Leslie.

[technophilic]

I am Satsuki Yatouji. [ She takes a sip of her wine. She's not a drinker, but she feels like she understands the phrase "I'm not drunk enough for this" better now. ]

[lesliemonster]

Oh, I know your caretaker. Angua, right?

[Check it, she's settling in.]

How are you doing, today?

[technophilic]

That is correct.

[ Socializing. She can totally do this. No she can't, she sucks at socializing. ]

I am well.

[ Just give her a second... ]

...How are you, today?

[lesliemonster]

[There you go!

Leslie works with April, and is thus used to long and awkward pauses. Awkward for her. April is immune.

They are very rarely followed up with actual inquiries about Leslie's life, so this is definitely an improvement.]

I'm doing okay! I'm definitely riding that perfect gift bag and waffle bar high. Did you have a chance to take a look at yours yet?

[technophilic]

I did. I was not sure what to do with the contents. [ So she set it down somewhere. And forgot about it. ]