Video One: Hello Citizens!
May. 12th, 2012 12:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesliemonsterHello, Paw – um. Wait a—
[The screen comes up, and the viewer is treated to a lovely close up shot of a single, blue eye. Then a nose, and then there’s the rest of her! Leslie sits at her desk chair, wearing a blue blazer set that she specifically purchased for today. She clears her throat, and smiles.]
Hello. I am Leslie Knope, from Pawnee, Indiana. United States. Planet Earth. [A pause. How cool is this!?] I really admire the work that you all are doing here, and I am so happy for the opportunity to roll up my sleeves and pitch in. Metaphorically. Phorically, I would possibly change my shirt first and then help however I can.
[If anyone needs her to help build cabinets, she has a toolbox – no, Leslie! Stay on topic.] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming community activities! Now, what is the status of your parks around here?
[Edit: Spam for residents of Level 8: Sitting in front of your doors, you will find a small basket of various candy treats, including several Nutra-Yum Bars. There is a note attached that says:
"A little taste of Pawnee, Indiana. From your new neighbor, Leslie Knope!
P.S. Please don't eat more than one Nutra-Yum bar a day or your teeth may fall out. That is not an expression, that is a legal disclaimer."]
[The screen comes up, and the viewer is treated to a lovely close up shot of a single, blue eye. Then a nose, and then there’s the rest of her! Leslie sits at her desk chair, wearing a blue blazer set that she specifically purchased for today. She clears her throat, and smiles.]
Hello. I am Leslie Knope, from Pawnee, Indiana. United States. Planet Earth. [A pause. How cool is this!?] I really admire the work that you all are doing here, and I am so happy for the opportunity to roll up my sleeves and pitch in. Metaphorically. Phorically, I would possibly change my shirt first and then help however I can.
[If anyone needs her to help build cabinets, she has a toolbox – no, Leslie! Stay on topic.] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming community activities! Now, what is the status of your parks around here?
[Edit: Spam for residents of Level 8: Sitting in front of your doors, you will find a small basket of various candy treats, including several Nutra-Yum Bars. There is a note attached that says:
"A little taste of Pawnee, Indiana. From your new neighbor, Leslie Knope!
P.S. Please don't eat more than one Nutra-Yum bar a day or your teeth may fall out. That is not an expression, that is a legal disclaimer."]
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Date: 2012-05-12 05:57 am (UTC)Than Ann Perkins. It is this, and not the fact that T'Pol is from freaking Vulcan, that is causing Leslie's first mild case of culture shock.]
Thank you -- it's an honor to meet a...Vulcanite? Vulcatonian?
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Date: 2012-05-12 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-05-12 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-13 02:06 pm (UTC)Me either.
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Date: 2012-05-16 04:52 pm (UTC)The CES provides us with outdoor access, to various natural locations. It is likely the closest we will come to a park, unless the Admiral decides to alter the Barge again.
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Date: 2012-05-17 12:15 am (UTC)Are you serious? Like a park and a video game combined? If we could introduce something like that in Pawnee, we might drop down to tenth in nationwide obesity.
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Date: 2012-05-24 03:55 pm (UTC)I've never played a video game.
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Date: 2012-05-27 01:21 pm (UTC)[And she wants to say that they are awesome. Really, she does. Because Leslie tries her best to be enthusiastic about things that aren't typically seen as a woman's area. But April is killer with an X-Box, so she can take up Leslie's slack. Because the truth is:]
They are the worst.
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Date: 2012-05-30 05:13 pm (UTC)