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Hello, Paw – um. Wait a—

[The screen comes up, and the viewer is treated to a lovely close up shot of a single, blue eye. Then a nose, and then there’s the rest of her! Leslie sits at her desk chair, wearing a blue blazer set that she specifically purchased for today. She clears her throat, and smiles.]

Hello. I am Leslie Knope, from Pawnee, Indiana. United States. Planet Earth. [A pause. How cool is this!?] I really admire the work that you all are doing here, and I am so happy for the opportunity to roll up my sleeves and pitch in. Metaphorically. Phorically, I would possibly change my shirt first and then help however I can.

[If anyone needs her to help build cabinets, she has a toolbox – no, Leslie! Stay on topic.] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming community activities! Now, what is the status of your parks around here?

[Edit: Spam for residents of Level 8: Sitting in front of your doors, you will find a small basket of various candy treats, including several Nutra-Yum Bars. There is a note attached that says:

"A little taste of Pawnee, Indiana. From your new neighbor, Leslie Knope!

P.S. Please don't eat more than one Nutra-Yum bar a day or your teeth may fall out. That is not an expression, that is a legal disclaimer."]

Date: 2012-05-14 07:12 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Art - Sit)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
I think someone's given you a really screwy job description...

Date: 2012-05-15 03:41 pm (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Talk)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
You help your assigned inmate. That's it. Not... Rearrange everyone's lives, man!

Date: 2012-05-17 06:31 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Art - Grumble)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Intra-what?!

Y'know what? Forget it... You're going to find out, just like everyone else, how the nearest you'll get to mass co-operation is a punch in in the face.

Date: 2012-05-17 01:36 pm (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Ugh...)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Sports teams...

[Pained sound and squinting eyes. DX]

Date: 2012-05-19 07:25 pm (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Art - Revolver)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
[Takes a big sigh before getting all upfront and honest.]

I'm a half-vampire who used to eat Nazis.

Date: 2012-05-20 05:41 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Demure)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
I sure hope not...

Date: 2012-05-20 03:50 pm (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Speak)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Nazi-eating...

Date: 2012-05-22 07:14 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Art - Sit)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
You'd guess right.

Date: 2012-05-29 02:35 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Art - Revolver)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Depends how bitchy the random henchmen get.

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