Video One: Hello Citizens!

[lesliemonster]

Hello, Paw – um. Wait a—

[The screen comes up, and the viewer is treated to a lovely close up shot of a single, blue eye. Then a nose, and then there’s the rest of her! Leslie sits at her desk chair, wearing a blue blazer set that she specifically purchased for today. She clears her throat, and smiles.]

Hello. I am Leslie Knope, from Pawnee, Indiana. United States. Planet Earth. [A pause. How cool is this!?] I really admire the work that you all are doing here, and I am so happy for the opportunity to roll up my sleeves and pitch in. Metaphorically. Phorically, I would possibly change my shirt first and then help however I can.

[If anyone needs her to help build cabinets, she has a toolbox – no, Leslie! Stay on topic.] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming community activities! Now, what is the status of your parks around here?

[Edit: Spam for residents of Level 8: Sitting in front of your doors, you will find a small basket of various candy treats, including several Nutra-Yum Bars. There is a note attached that says:

"A little taste of Pawnee, Indiana. From your new neighbor, Leslie Knope!

P.S. Please don't eat more than one Nutra-Yum bar a day or your teeth may fall out. That is not an expression, that is a legal disclaimer."]

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

[... Holy crap, you are officially the most on top of things new warden ever.]

You came prepared.

[lesliemonster]

[And this was just what she had time to prepare while getting settled in.]

I'm here to work.

[batmanschmatman]

[You truly are a government superhero, Ms. Knope.]

What's the blue tab for?

[lesliemonster]

[She would go around in a cape, but then she would be going around in a cape.]

The blue tab is for level one activities -- things that wouldn't require much in the way of resources to get off the ground. Things like book club, sports, support groups, etc. I'm assuming that some of these things might already be in place here.

[batmanschmatman]

[Capes are terrible, it's a fact. They weigh you down. :c]

There used to be a book club, but I think it kind of fell apart a while ago. Commander Tucker - Trip - does movie nights every couple nights, when people are in the mood for it.

[lesliemonster]

[Tom wore one to a Halloween party once, and the poor little guy kept tripping :(]

Well, we'll have to get it back up and running again! I've been dying to talk about The Tiger's Wife.

Are there any activities that you would recommend, Mr...?

[batmanschmatman]

Grayson, but just call me Dick. I teach self defense classes and spar with people a lot, if that's something you're interested in.

[lesliemonster]

[Don't laugh at his name. Don't. You are a professional lady.

Leslie clears her throat, and coughs to cover a smile. Hehe. Dick.]

I think that's great. I took a few self defense classes in college, but I would love to catch up on the basics.

[batmanschmatman]

[It's cool, Leslie, everyone makes fun of it.]

Let me know whenever you're up for it, I'd be happy to help you brush up on some stuff.

[lesliemonster]

That would be great!

[And because she is definitely not one of those people content to let future appointments go appointed:]

I have a pretty open schedule this week! No inmate, yet.

[batmanschmatman]

I can do tomorrow before lunch, if you want. [lol he will reschedule due to breach but. :c]

[lesliemonster]

Excellyesly!

[Hmm.]

That is not word. Yes, I'll be there.

[Their intentions are so true ;;]

[batmanschmatman]

Awesome. I'll see you there.