[Video] I'm Leslie Monster and this is Nightline

[lesliemonster]

[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!

...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]

Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!

[Anyone from Pawnee, really.

Except Greg Pikitis.]

Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.

[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]

Comments

[greypilgrim]

Looks like you're dealing with a rather troublesome imp, there. I'd swear he was a Took if his feet were a bit furrier.

Think on it this way: one day he will be dealing with such charming traits in his own son. [He raises his shaggy eyebrows in good humor and blows a smoke ring.]

[lesliemonster]

[Magneto-with-a-beard. Surely, you meant well by that statement. But Leslie's eyes go wide in horror.]

He can't procreate. I wouldn't wish that on future generations of Parks Department employees.

[greypilgrim]

Well now. [He strokes his beard, which is voluminous enough to hide a cat in.] It sounds like he's been a bit more than obnoxious then. What has he done?