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lesliemonster[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!
...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]
Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!
[Anyone from Pawnee, really.
Except Greg Pikitis.]
Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.
[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]
...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]
Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!
[Anyone from Pawnee, really.
Except Greg Pikitis.]
Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.
[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]
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Date: 2012-11-09 01:13 am (UTC)This is...the last thing he expected. He'd been looking at his phone, bemoaning the money he'd spent on the damn thing before the world ended and suddenly...it flickered to life.
It's the first time he's heard anything digital (apart from the psycho-security system at the CDC) and...
It's weird. He never thought about how harsh and alien that might sound now. Unaware of the video feed function, he holds it close and scrutinizes it. Closely]
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Date: 2012-11-09 01:25 am (UTC)[The balding man raises a hand] Why the fuck isn't anybody fucking taking care of this!
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Date: 2012-11-09 02:42 am (UTC)[He pinches his arm to be sure.] S'got to be a dream.
[He rubs at his forehead] 've been dreaming.
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Date: 2012-11-09 02:57 am (UTC)I'm Leslie Fucking Knope. Who the hell are you?
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:08 am (UTC)This can't be real. This phone ain't had no power since forever.
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:10 am (UTC)Not frightening but off putting. LESLIE MEET LES. It's on folks. place your bets]
I'm Les "I will fuck you, fuck your shit up, and destroy your goddamn career" Grossman if you don't explain why the fuck you're on my phone.
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:34 am (UTC)The fuck is the barge.
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:35 am (UTC)So first, I think it will be more productive if we talk to each other like we're actual human beings in the world, and not 12 year olds on an internet message board.
[Diplomacy. Then diplomacy through drop kicking.]
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:37 am (UTC)[But actually, Leslie has seen Greg's birth certificate with her own eyes. During an extensive background search. She thinks it might be best not to divulge that particular piece of information.]
Let's talk about the last time you were here.