[Video] I'm Leslie Monster and this is Nightline

[lesliemonster]

[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!

...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]

Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!

[Anyone from Pawnee, really.

Except Greg Pikitis.]

Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.

[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]

Comments

ANNIE. DO YOU NEED A LIFE COACH?

[lesliemonster]

If I were to apply science to it, I would -- fail. Miserably. We just chalk it up to Mysterious Space Stuff and move along. I hope that we're not interrupting anything important?

[Leslie doesn't know much about Dreamatoriums. But she is pretty amazing at pillow forts.]

SHE NEEDS WAFFLES AND HUGS.

[disneyfaced]

Oh. That is... less reassuring than I'd hoped.

[But she smiles anyway!] Oh no, you're not interrupting. I mean, yes I was on my way to meet my study group and I keep getting all these strange video calls from people I don't know, but you're not interrupting anythiiiing. It's fiiiiine.

[... The nervous laughter and passive aggressive hand-wave says otherwise.]

[lesliemonster]

[Oh, no. All of the Barge on one cell phone? That is a terrible, profanity laden idea. Leslie can't help but grimace.]

Oh, dear. I hope there weren't any children around.