[Video] I'm Leslie Monster and this is Nightline

[lesliemonster]

[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!

...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]

Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!

[Anyone from Pawnee, really.

Except Greg Pikitis.]

Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.

[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]

Comments

[fakedit]

[Eyes his phone. The message is clearly meant for someone else but he was looking for an excuse to not get started on his Anthropology paper and lo-and-behold, he presented itself to him.]

Call me crazy, but doesn't it usually help to...oh, I don't know, try to advertise to people in the right state?

[lesliemonster]

You picked up! Are you in Indiana?