[Video] I'm Leslie Monster and this is Nightline

[lesliemonster]

[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!

...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]

Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!

[Anyone from Pawnee, really.

Except Greg Pikitis.]

Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.

[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]

Comments

[lesliemonster]

Why are you so angry, exactly?

I am so sorry.

[bigdickplaya]

Anger gets shit done Pawnee. This isn't angry you're looking productivity in the ass and fingering it's big beautiful bull testicles.

[lesliemonster]

I am positive that that's not what I am looking at. Bull testicles have nothing to do with getting things done.