Video One: Hello Citizens!
May. 12th, 2012 12:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesliemonsterHello, Paw – um. Wait a—
[The screen comes up, and the viewer is treated to a lovely close up shot of a single, blue eye. Then a nose, and then there’s the rest of her! Leslie sits at her desk chair, wearing a blue blazer set that she specifically purchased for today. She clears her throat, and smiles.]
Hello. I am Leslie Knope, from Pawnee, Indiana. United States. Planet Earth. [A pause. How cool is this!?] I really admire the work that you all are doing here, and I am so happy for the opportunity to roll up my sleeves and pitch in. Metaphorically. Phorically, I would possibly change my shirt first and then help however I can.
[If anyone needs her to help build cabinets, she has a toolbox – no, Leslie! Stay on topic.] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming community activities! Now, what is the status of your parks around here?
[Edit: Spam for residents of Level 8: Sitting in front of your doors, you will find a small basket of various candy treats, including several Nutra-Yum Bars. There is a note attached that says:
"A little taste of Pawnee, Indiana. From your new neighbor, Leslie Knope!
P.S. Please don't eat more than one Nutra-Yum bar a day or your teeth may fall out. That is not an expression, that is a legal disclaimer."]
[The screen comes up, and the viewer is treated to a lovely close up shot of a single, blue eye. Then a nose, and then there’s the rest of her! Leslie sits at her desk chair, wearing a blue blazer set that she specifically purchased for today. She clears her throat, and smiles.]
Hello. I am Leslie Knope, from Pawnee, Indiana. United States. Planet Earth. [A pause. How cool is this!?] I really admire the work that you all are doing here, and I am so happy for the opportunity to roll up my sleeves and pitch in. Metaphorically. Phorically, I would possibly change my shirt first and then help however I can.
[If anyone needs her to help build cabinets, she has a toolbox – no, Leslie! Stay on topic.] I’ve got a few ideas for upcoming community activities! Now, what is the status of your parks around here?
[Edit: Spam for residents of Level 8: Sitting in front of your doors, you will find a small basket of various candy treats, including several Nutra-Yum Bars. There is a note attached that says:
"A little taste of Pawnee, Indiana. From your new neighbor, Leslie Knope!
P.S. Please don't eat more than one Nutra-Yum bar a day or your teeth may fall out. That is not an expression, that is a legal disclaimer."]
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:06 pm (UTC)I'm giving it a week before you turn into a suicidal wreck of self-loathing. Maybe two.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:29 pm (UTC)...A substantial amount of April's weekend plans involve dying in ditches. Or watching other people die in ditches. Which is strange, because Leslie is very proud of the lack of ditches in Pawnee.]
I will be happy to prove you wrong.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:44 pm (UTC)of death. It has ditches for all!]Yeah, OK... This should be good.
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Date: 2012-05-12 03:32 am (UTC)If there are any activities you would like to be involved in, please feel free to let me know.
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Date: 2012-05-12 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-12 04:56 am (UTC)Hm. I'm a pretty good hunter, but I don't think that guns are a good idea on a floating ship. How would you feel about wrestling or boxing? Maybe karate?
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Date: 2012-05-13 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-13 01:16 pm (UTC)How do you feel about hunting?
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Date: 2012-05-17 06:31 am (UTC)Y'know what? Forget it... You're going to find out, just like everyone else, how the nearest you'll get to mass co-operation is a punch in in the face.
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Date: 2012-05-17 01:27 pm (UTC)I am very good at dodging punches.
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Date: 2012-05-17 01:36 pm (UTC)[Pained sound and squinting eyes. DX]
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Date: 2012-05-19 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-19 07:25 pm (UTC)I'm a half-vampire who used to eat Nazis.
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Date: 2012-05-20 02:29 am (UTC)Are we talking...Twilight?
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Date: 2012-05-20 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-20 12:55 pm (UTC)Also: Nazi eating?
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