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lesliemonster[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!
...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]
Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!
[Anyone from Pawnee, really.
Except Greg Pikitis.]
Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.
[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]
...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]
Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!
[Anyone from Pawnee, really.
Except Greg Pikitis.]
Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.
[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:37 am (UTC)[But actually, Leslie has seen Greg's birth certificate with her own eyes. During an extensive background search. She thinks it might be best not to divulge that particular piece of information.]
Let's talk about the last time you were here.
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Date: 2012-11-09 04:20 am (UTC)Do you want to explain this?
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Date: 2012-11-09 05:47 am (UTC)[God. Greg Pikitis probably spends 80% of his time in libraries.
...no. That's actually too mean. Too mean, Leslie's inner monologue.]
This appeared on my desk after the last time we talked. Atop a pile of, among other things, shaving cream and toilet paper.
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