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lesliemonster[Leslie looks professional as ever, dressed in a bright blue blazer and ready to represent her town, state, country, gender, political beliefs, and world!
...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]
Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!
[Anyone from Pawnee, really.
Except Greg Pikitis.]
Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.
[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]
...still. There's something beneath that calm, composed smile. Caution, perhaps. Or willingness to poke stupid teenagers in the eye.]
Good afternoon, everyone. I am Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana. If anyone from the Parks and Recreation department or city hall is listening, I would love to touch base!
[Anyone from Pawnee, really.
Except Greg Pikitis.]
Alternatively, if any of you happen to have questions about the barge itself or this rehabilitation program, I would be happy to answer them.
[Unless they are stupid questions from stupid Greg Pikitis.]
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Date: 2012-11-09 02:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-09 02:57 am (UTC)I'm Leslie Fucking Knope. Who the hell are you?
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:10 am (UTC)Not frightening but off putting. LESLIE MEET LES. It's on folks. place your bets]
I'm Les "I will fuck you, fuck your shit up, and destroy your goddamn career" Grossman if you don't explain why the fuck you're on my phone.
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:35 am (UTC)So first, I think it will be more productive if we talk to each other like we're actual human beings in the world, and not 12 year olds on an internet message board.
[Diplomacy. Then diplomacy through drop kicking.]
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Date: 2012-11-09 03:37 am (UTC)[And back to her] If that's the case then one of my interns is about to lose his job.
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Date: 2012-11-10 09:31 pm (UTC)I am so sorry.
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